Thursday, June 28, 2007

When Bad Awi meets Loong (Part 1)

Bad Awi is from Malaysia, Loong is from a little red dot south.
Some where along the beach of Langkawi, north of the Straits of Malacca.

Bad Awi: How Loong?
Loong: Damn sian..

Bad Awi: Why u look depressed? U just got fantastic pay rise and now getting 3 over mil a year; that is 7 million ringgit, ok! Cheer up.
Loong: The salary thing? It almost cost me my job. I have to forego my own raise to appease the people...

Bad Awi: What!?! I thought your people are under firm control...
Loong: They normally ok lah... But my father lah...

Bad Awi: Ya man, your old man still garang ha. He talks tough to your people.
Loong: Talking about the old man; my blood boil. When Tong was around, he never let go. Said he had to keep an eye on Tong. But, he promised to leave me alone when I take over. Never! He never let go. He talk more than me.

Bad Awi: Ya ha. Some Malaysians think that he is still the PM.
Loong: Ya. You know what happened? When I receive foreign VIPs, u know what they ask me? They ask, "Mr Loong, how is your father PM Lee". I almost peng san...

Bad Awi: At least he is your father. Our MM, I mean Mah. Mohd and not even mini Mentor, is worse. At least your MM helps you, my MM is trying to sabo me...
Loong: So, what are we supposed to do today at Langkawi.

Bad Awi: We should work out a scheme to deal with the two MMs....

To be Continued...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HaHa, good one there. Where is the continuation?