Monday, October 22, 2007

10 jokes abt man and woman

Stress Reliever # 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever # 6
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 7
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Stress Reliever # 8
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Stress Reliever # 9
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

Stress Reliever # 10
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


Tan said...

Thats a good one.

Anonymous said...

thats why there is a huge difference between wife and girlfriend.

When its wife, you should change words like from I to We.

Anonymous said...

I think it will be more fun to write more about financial investments and what stocks seems interesting instead of jokes. Not very productive and informative.

Jokes can be found on the internet easily.

Good example can be to learn from good financial advisors.

Anonymous said...

I've seen the same jokes from a few websites before.

Khiat Han Hwee Adrian said...

Relax!!! Just to relieve stress...